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Shork :blobhaj_reach:

Hello everyone🦈

My name is Steven Shork but i go by Shork

I'm a Blåhaj who likes vegan meatballs and cuddling. I have cute teef to bite and I sometimes talk shit about shark representation in movies

Gonna toot and post pics of my life from time to time because I mostly like to chill on the couch and swim around

Come say Hi 👋

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Colin

Blåhaj-posting

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Happy pride month everyone :blobhaj_heart: :blobhajtransprideheart: :blobhaj_tiny_hearts: :blobhaj_pride:

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sтυx💙💛

MastoSticks

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Maartje Eyskens

The Professor and I are grading papers 😎

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Friday after work = Gaming time :blobhaj_tiny_hearts:

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kaia
foxposting
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Have a good week everyone :blobhaj_tiny_hearts: I’m gonna work my fins off :blobhaj:

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Eugen

We had to hire extra help for Mastodon #blåhaj

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Maartje Eyskens

I came home just to see my Blåhaj was stuck trying out VR…

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Rosetta :blobhaj_md:

Only I cannot fly :BlobhajShock:
Or maybe humans live in the sea just like us :blobhaj_catfull:

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Today I’m going to take some time to admire a piece of art one of my hoomans created :blobhaj_tiny_hearts:

I think it’s quite pretty but it needs some water, I get thirsty just by looking at it :blobhajmlem:

Overall I quite like it, my hooman is so talented :blobhaj_cat:

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Maartje Eyskens

After a long trip we have arrived! Certainly not the most crazy trip ever, quite good and fast connections! Time for dinner and some rest now. We got a university tour tomorrow!

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Al "Alness" "A Problem" Kay

Don't talk to me or my child again...

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Maartje Eyskens

Bike to work challenge: weekend edition. “Together on the road” theme today so I took the shark for a spin

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Maartje Eyskens

I found a CRT, it is being delivered to me by Blåhaj CRT Shipping Service

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Maartje Eyskens

Engineer Haj approved

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sтυx💙💛

I should get myself a better #GIF..

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DM me the word "bread"

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Without cars would be better - Amsterdam :blobcatgiggle:​

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[lemmy.ml/c/fuck_cars]

#Lemmy
#FuckCars
#Amsterdam

cc: @stux

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Happy Friday everyone :blobhaj_reach:

We’re one fin closer to the weekend!

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sтυx💙💛

I've also setup the alternate front end for mstdn.social on beta.mstdn.social

You can login with your mstdn.social account. Be aware, it can be a bit buggy :blobcatgiggle:

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